Thursday, July 16, 2015

Funny Office Leave Excuses

It is always tough task to take leave from office. It does not matter whether you have leave or not. We always think hard at the time to take leave. Here are some funnest leave excuses. Have a look:

Excuse No 1

Dear Sir,
I have been scheduled for face to face interview tomorrow. The organisation is also good batter than our. Thus I need leave. Kindly approve my leave so that I can appear for interview worry free.
Your Name

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Excuse No. 2

My Dear Respected Sir,
Now a days my routine is only Home - Office - Home because of which I can not give proper time to my extramarital affair. Kindly approve my leave so that I give proper time to my newly made boyfriend.
Your Name

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Google Required SEO

I am surprised to read a news today that Google is hiring SEO professionals to boost their organic search. It's sound like so surprising.

At one side google is continuously updating their algorithm to keep their SERP from SEO and now suddenly. It's really unbelievable but true. I read this news today in Search Engine Land.

As a Program Manager for Technical SEO, you will work with cross-functional teams across Marketing, Sales, Product Development, Engineering and more to help drive organic traffic and business growth. You will take part in website development and optimization, help shape blog and social strategy, improve website code hygiene and define web architecture for international websites.

Aries Zodiac Signs Matching

Aries Personality:

Arise is one among the 12 horoscopes. It is the owner of good sense of humor. This sign people are creative and insightful and people of this Zodiac are very much ambitious. As this sign person are jolly so, they get along with almost everyone. They like to make new friends. They are much concerned with self, both positively and negatively. This sign person is usually devoted towards their friends, lovers and family members. Aries people often own powerful characteristics. The most people have some remarkable leader's potential.

Aries Strength key Words:

As the arise person biggest strength is that they are independent they try their best not to take help from other.  People are generous as well as optimistic of this sign. As the aries person are enthusiastic and have the courageous to deal with any kind of risk. They dare to do any kind of work and mange to deal with any circumstances.

Aries Weakness Key Words:

As the Aries person are very much moody in nature they do what they like no one can force them for anything .This sign people are very short tempered they get aggressive in short period of time. If the work is not done according to their wish they get hyper. They get self-involved in each and every work.

Their immense energy makes them restless, argumentative occasionally, headstrong, quick tempered, easily offended and capable of holding grudges if they feel themselves affronted.

Personal Life:

In your personal relationship Aries are very much frank and enthusiastic and generous friends. They are liable to have a high sex drive and make passionate.

Aries in Professional Life:

Mentally Arians are intellectual and objective. People are very creative and spontaneous and have dare to do any kind of work. You make good athletes and climbers, doctors, soldiers, sailors and armies and leader. They are quick-witted but over optimistic due to which sometime they get problems in the work.

People are activists and they follow their dreams and goals. They are very much determine about their work. As they start to work on anything they dare to achieve success in it. As the aries people are so energetic and full off creative ideas due to which they get success in life.

Aries Likes:

Arise is one among the 12 horoscopes and people of this Zodiac also like to come first in each and every part of life. This people like are full off actions and thrill. They lead a life like a leader and have courage to face each and every part of life. They have championing leadership. As this sign fell that they should have freedom of each and every thing to explore. This sign hate to be ignore by the people around them.

Aries Dislike:

This sign people totally hate waiting around they don’t like to wait for anyone either it's for work or for their love. The most important Arians always hate admitting failure. They never admit their mistake and hate to be down or fail. They hate harshness (tyranny).They always try to be on top in each and every field. In short Arians people hate to be down in front of society. They always wanted to act as a boss.

How to Attract the Aries Person:

Aries people are so much difficult to understand because of their moody nature to attract them someone has to be very smart and fun loving as the Arians are to be. As to attract those people should not be serious, shy. Aries is a fun signs that just looking to have fun. That’s means that you have to get involved with them. Listen to them closely if you want them in your life don’t ignore them at any cost.

They want someone that is independent and really knows how to take care. As this Arians have complicated emotions so people attached to them should have knowledge about it and should understand about their feelings. Don’t judge them very quickly because they are moody and they change time to time. They love surprises as well as the romantic things. The most important thing never underestimates the aries person because they don’t like. As they hate admitting failure. They always want to have fun all around them.

NITI Aayog Vs Yojana Aayog

Sometimes it sounds like a bit funny that Modi government suspended Planning Commission and created NITI Aayog. I am really unable to understand whats the matter with the name. I read that father of out nation told once that he doesn't have problem with the British, but he has problem with the way in which the treat with Indians. The same question I wanna rise here as well. What is the problem with the name only whether it is NITI Aayog or Yojana Aayog, the main thing is the one organisation should function well. If our Prime Minister had any problem with the functionality he can change. We already elected him out Prime Minister.

In the sequence to understand the work flow difference between NITI Aayog and previous Yojana Aayog, I read a news that Finance Minister Arun Jaitley on Thursday informed media that a committee under NITI Aayog Vice-Chairman Arvind Panagariya will collate caste census data.  Is not it just shuck.

Whatever the reason may be but I thing our politicians should consecrate on the key developments rather the just changing name for the political dramas.